HEY CARL, I’M BETTER THAN YOUR SON

Vikings 27, Bears 24

Caleb Ain't It, Carl.

McCarthy outplayed your son. This guy didn't even play real football for 394 days. Your son? He's had 18 games. And he got clowned on national TV.

I thought Caleb had the "stacked team" and "won the offseason"? or "Dennis Allen is gonna get the defense going." Yeah? Then why did JJ McCarthy score on three straight drives in the 2nd half while Caleb couldn't? No fucking excuses.

Carl, this just in: your son is not good at football.


18 Games In, Nothing to Show

I called it a week ago in the bar: McCarthy was gonna throw 3 TDs and expose this fraud.

Ben Johnson. He didn't pick Caleb. He has no fucking loyalty to him.

I don't give a shit about the hit piece on Caleb either. The film doesn't lie. He's not good.

We've gotta get away from this fanboy "1st overall pick" horseshit. Results matter. NIL money? It's killed this kid. Look at Caleb - does it look like he gives a shit? He's all about his image and empire.

Caleb, on Monday night, looked exactly like last year with Eberlose, same dogshit.


Generational? Get the Fuck Out of Here

Ask yourself: how many elite quarterbacks in past drafts were interviewed and screened by multiple teams before they got drafted? But somehow Caleb wasn't?

Awesome. "Generational." Generational fuck out of here with that shit. How the fuck do you know he's generational? Do you have a scouting background? No. Neither do I.


The Passing Game Has to Be Better

JJ McCarthy didn't play for almost 400 fucking days, and he looks like a REAL NFL quarterback. Caleb Williams had 18 starts and still looked lost.

Carl knows it. Ben knows it. And that actress GM? He absolutely knows it.

Holding the ball too long.
High throws to nobody.
Afraid of the pocket.
Hero ball.
Horrendous timing.
Horrible processing.
Simple shit made worse.
Accuracy on medium/long throws? Dogshit.


Grit vs. NIL Pretty Boys

I wrote all this before. Caleb's got no grit. Why would he? He's had his ass kissed since high school in DC, nicknames like "Superman."

LOL. That's like walking into a holding cell and calling yourself "Killer."

Kids who get babied by "Daddies" running their careers? That's a red flag. Kiss of death. They never had grit.

And grit makes quarterbacks. Period.

Don't believe me?

• Josh Allen: one offer, Wyoming.

• Joe Burrow: passed over for Dwayne Haskins at Ohio State.

• CJ Stroud: no pot to piss in, dad in jail for 38 to life.

• Tom Brady: 6th round.

• Drew Brees: shoulder bent back to China.

• Matthew Stafford: brains beaten in Detroit for 10 years.

• Eli Manning: media destroyed him for 3 years in New York.

They all had grit.

Not a college media team, not painted nails, not a trip to Denmark, not "Daddy" running the empire.


JJ vs Caleb, and the Bagent Countdown

Did McCarthy look like shit in the first half? Absolutely! But Kevin O'Connell adjusted. More under center. Power running game to wear the Bears' defense down. Brian Flores blitzed Caleb, pressed him, sped him up. And what happened? Caleb folded like a beach chair.

Forced to make deeper throws, accuracy got exposed again.

Meanwhile Bagent? He fits Ben Johnson's system much like Bill Walsh did with Steve Young, taking him from Tampa Bay because he was an excellent fit for the West Coast offense.

Now - I'm not saying Bagent is Steve Young. But he fits. Look at him in the preseason. The timing. The accuracy. The presence. He looks better. He's not throwing moonballs across Chicago like this actress quarterback.

I said it publicly: Bagent is gonna get his shot. Countdown: 5 games left.


The GM is a Joke

Pause. This ain’t all on Caleb.

15-37. That's his record.

Is Bagent the answer? I don't know. But the GM sure ain't.

Where's one fucking Pro Bowler he's drafted? Go ahead, ask other fans. They can't answer. There aren't any. NONE.

This guy didn't do shit in Kansas City except serve coffee and Cinnabons in the draft room. Draft whiffs everywhere. Where are the "Kansas City" type players? Nowhere. You know why Andy Reid is always smiling, because this fucking fraud isn't in his draft room anymore.

Burden, Turner, Trapilo? Haven't done shit. You draft high-round players, but you don't even use them? Turner hasn't even sniffed a blade of grass. A tight end "luxury pick" is essentially just blocking.

He even admitted it: the 2025 draft passed him by.

Strike up another miss for this actress GM.


Fanboys and Scripted Drives

And the fanboys…hilarious.

"Well, Caleb killed it in the 1st quarter." Yeah? We LOST the game. And those were scripted plays. First 10 snaps. After that? He was lost.

Checkdowns to RBs. Afraid to push the ball. And no running game because the GM whiffed on drafting a real RB in a loaded class.

"Monangai though?" Really? If he's so great, why didn't he get one fucking carry?

"Great draft." Yeah? Then why didn't Burden, Turner, and Trapilo play?

Overpaid free agents to cover mistakes. Luxury picks wasted. Same old shit.


Even His Own People Don't Believe

Did you see how fired up the Vikings were for JJ? Compare that to Caleb's teammates. Not the same.

Mark Sanchez - a USC guy and Caleb's own boy - ripped him. Sanchez knows what it's like to flame out in a big market. He almost went to the Super Bowl. He knows.

Even Troy Aikman called him out for missing wide-open throws. And I think Troy knows a little something about QB play.

DJ Moore? He knows too. He'll never say it; he's a pro. But watch his body language. He can't stand that fucking kid.


Blood in the Water

"Just one bad game." Heard that bullshit with Mitch. Heard it with Fields. Same shit now. None of them were good.

Blood's in the water. Bagent sees the field. Caleb doesn't. Even Carl knows it.

Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels, Michael Penix Jr., and even Fields in New York are balling. They don't have stacked teams. Why do they look so much better?

Because they've got grit, they can figure it out.


The Same Old Bears

This reeks of the same old Bears bullshit.

And I don't care what the fanboys say. If Caleb's so "generational," then why's he 0-3 against QBs drafted after him?

The facts and film don't lie.

Ben Johnson is too smart to let Caleb sink the ship. If the McCaskeys pull some tough-guy act, don't be shocked if Johnson walks out like Jimmy Johnson did in Dallas.

Bagent knows the offense. He's self-made. Loves the game. No NIL penthouse. No prima donna. Just grit.

Am I saying Super Bowl? No. But this actress quarterback sure as hell ain't taking us there either.


So, Carl

When the Bears push your son out the door, do me a favor: remind the jerkoff McCaskeys to sell the team.

Because we're done with this bullshit.

As of Today, the Chicago Bears are valued at approximately $8.2 billion.

We're waiting…