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Middle Aged & Balding NYC Chicago Bears Fan
Sell The Team or Super Bowl - one of them has to happen

Exodus is Here: Bears Fans Are Running for Their Lives
You saw it; I saw it. Bears fans running for the exits and their lives due to watching shit football.

Bro, 9 More Weeks of This Shit?
It’s like watching a train wreck you can’t look away from, except it happens every Sunday.

Caleb’s Dad Knows The Truth: This Ship Is Sinking
I fucking told you all this months ago, and no one wanted to listen.

This Guy Is An Actress Playing A General Manager
And after a bye week, so we could wait even longer to see what absolute horseshit looks like?

London Calling: The Fun Begins in 2 Weeks
The Bears looked great—of course they did! Jacksonville sucks

What Do You Know, A Running Game Works
Now, I know some of you were holding your breath before this one. It's the Bears, after all. But today, we finally saw what a functioning offense looks like.

The Bears Beat the Rams! But...Payback Can Be A Real Bitch
It took me a few days to write this because I’m still a little amazed the Bears actually won.

You Get What You Pay For
So, let me get this straight. You've got the first overall pick in the N.F.L. draft—your future franchise quarterback, Caleb Williams—and you're running fucking option plays with him?

Matt Eberlose is Just Matt Nagy With Hair
Continuity, Consistency, and Communication = 11-26!

Hey Ryan Poles, Recognize This? It’s Called an Offensive Line!
Fuck, Bro, it's great to see organizations that know what the hell they're doing.

I Got Your S.H.I.T.S. Principles, Right Here
Remember when Eberlose rolled out that garbage about the "H.I.T.S." Principle"?

A Chicago Bears Ponzi Scheme: Why We're Stuck in 1985
But here we are, heading into the 2024 season again, and the sad cycle continues.