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Middle Aged & Balding NYC Chicago Bears Fan
Sell The Team or Super Bowl - one of them has to happen
8 Games Left and All Your Questions Will Be Answered
Well, these last 8 games are going to tell it all — how talented, “ice-cold,” and clutch he is, and if he can get this team moving in the right direction.
Hero and Hospital Balls: The Bears Survive, But Barely
It was electric — I’ll give them that. But underneath the fireworks, it’s still the same shit.
There Is Nowhere to Hide Caleb
Caleb Williams is out of excuses. Bears 16-30 Ravens exposed everything — penalties, missed reads, and no leadership. There’s nowhere to hide.
Four in a Row… and Ben Still Hates Caleb
Unless you’ve just had cataract surgery in the past four weeks, you can see the hate from an ocean mile away.
Ben Johnson can’t stand Caleb Williams — and honestly, who can blame him?
Let Nature Take Its Course
The Bears won 25–24, but it felt more like a stay of execution — no pass rush, no rhythm, just another week of borrowed time.
Bears Won, But I’m Not Buying This Smelly Cheese
Let’s not fall for the McCaskey Hopium hustle again.
Eberlose Still Sucks, But The Bears Won. Ok, I Guess?
Well, I didn’t see that shit coming. The Bears actually won.
The Chicago Bears Don’t Suck, They’re A Pagan Cult
Fraud GM. Fingernails QB. Umpire-owner. The Chicago Bears don’t suck — they’re a pagan cult. Sell the fucking team.
HEY CARL, I’M BETTER THAN YOUR SON
Caleb Ain't It, Carl. McCarthy outplayed your son. This guy didn't even play real football for 394 days.
CUT THE SHIT, AND START BAGENT. PERIOD.
This is probably going to be my most controversial post on this blog, and I can already smell the Molotov cocktails in the streets. But let's cut the bullshit: Tyson Bagent needs to be the starter of the Chicago Bears.
How To Be Full of Shit Without Using AI
Because once again, just when you think the Chicago Bears couldn't possibly fuck things up more than they already have.
SKOL, BRO! Pick Up Your Purse and Leave
All these so-called "media" people spinning the same offseason fantasy, telling you the Bears won the draft, nailed free agency, and flipped the franchise. And now, what's at your door? Crap.
Guess Who Is Full of Shit In This Room? Everyone!
The 2025 Draft: Another Year, Another Ryan Poles Clown Show
You Cannot Hide Behind A Bag of Shit
Fifteen wins. Thirty-six losses. And yet, somehow, the GM of the Chicago Bears keeps selling Hopium, the city of Chicago, and Bears fans
Will This Actress GM Let You Perform Your Masterpiece?
But here's the real question: Will this dysfunctional ownership group let him actually run the team?
So Now What? Will This Team Ever Be Sold?
The Bears are now sitting at the edge of a franchise-defining offseason, and we're left wondering: are these dumbasses actually going to follow the formula.
A Letter to Ben Johnson: Run Away While You Can
So, Ben, you took the job. The job you’ve coveted, right? This is it—the gig that’s supposed to put your stamp on the NFL. But let’s be real here: Was it worth it?
Moral Victory, My Ass! Go Get Mike Tomlin!
Instead of patting ourselves on the back for beating the Packers in a meaningless game, can we actually focus on the bigger picture?
Sleepwalking in Seattle
Thank God, there’s one game left. This team has to go to someone else—please, God, anyone!
Calling Brick Johnson
If this actress GM doesn’t know how to build a winning team, then the McCaskeys might as well hire Woody Johnson’s kid.