8 Games Left and All Your Questions Will Be Answered

Bears 24, Giants 20

Let’s be honest — that game was a mess wrapped in a maybe-win.

Even Bears former OL stud, legend, and fan-favorite Olin Kreutz couldn’t give a more accurate and honest assessment of yesterday’s team and this season so far.

The Dart Truth

Jaxson Dart doesn’t get concussed — they lose. Don’t bullshit me. That’s a fact.
Dart’s the real deal and he was killing the Bears’ shit defense. Even Ben Johnson admitted it after the game.

Caleb did play well with his legs — NOT his arm.
Fucking guy is still running around and out of the pocket for no reason.
And yeah, I know there were dropped passes throughout the game — buy some fucking gloves then.

The Giants defense is atrocious — BUT — the Bears D is worse.
Almost 1,300 yards and 92 points allowed in the last 3 games.


8 Games to Prove It

Caleb has 8 games to prove he’s the QB against real teams and division opponents.
Not Dallas, not the Giants, not the Bengals — the heavy hitters.

No more excuses. I don’t give a shit about dropped passes, DBs you gave a shitload of money to in the offseason and can’t get healthy on the field, no pass rush, shit trades by this GM, and a porous defense.

Caleb is the No. 1 pick, right? Generational talent? Right? Elite talent? Right?
Well, these last 8 games are going to tell it all — how talented, “ice-cold,” and “clutch” he is, and if he can get this team moving in the right direction.

He’s got a stacked roster according to the fanboys, the shit media, and the actress GM.
Well, we’re going to see.

Because Joe Burrow did it with no offensive line and a mediocre defense, and took the Bengals to the Super Bowl.
But he’s a winner and a captain who takes his team to the next step — so we’ll see.

We’re going to see if he’s really the 1st overall pick talent or just full of wet shit when the heat gets turned up.

Number 1 and 2 picks on offense and the defense that this fucking GM put together on his watch — which is 3–17 in the division, by the way.


Monday Night Reality Check

BRO, did you watch the Monday night game last night?
The Eagles and Packers D-lines and defenses were destructive as fuck.

Just the fact that the Bears have to play in Philly and the Packers twice — we’re going to see how for real this team is and how elite Caleb really is.

If you’re an older head like me, that kid Jaxson Dart has that Jim McMahon vibe.
Yesterday during that game, he was crushing the Bears’ shit defense before he got knocked out.


Grok Knows

Even Grok knows this GM’s a clown.
Caleb’s got eight games to prove he belongs.
After that? We’ll all know the truth.

Caleb still holds the ball too long — Greg Olsen said it, and ex-real Bears players said it yesterday on their postgame shows.


The Loveland and GM Clown Show

This GM drafts like he’s swiping left on Tinder instead of film.
No one — and I mean no one — had Loveland in their top 25 draft lists, but this actress took him at 10. LOL.

And the word is, if you question this “actress GM” in the scouting room, he’ll try to intimidate you in front of everyone.
Say no more — it doesn’t get more soft or insecure than that.

He’s just bitter he couldn’t cut it in the NFL, and now he takes it out on his coworkers.
Reminds me of the soft fucks I worked with when I was corporate.


Mediocre Trades & The Booker Problem

Enjoy Caleb for 8 games, btw. Great trade for another mediocre pass rusher player.

And if Austin Booker is so great, then why did he get lil-brothered against the run all game yesterday?
I don’t know, maybe that was in his draft scouting report when he was in the process, but the actress GM’s fingers were too weak to open the scouting report.

And now Tyler Warren is the second coming of George Kittle.


Grady Jarrett & The Hospital Ball

How come no one in the media talks about the fucking hospital ball to DJ Moore that got him hurt instead of the dropped passes
And what about Grady Jarrett — what a waste of fucking money.
The Bears could’ve drafted a young DT for 1/8 of the price.


North Jersey’s Finest & The Media Circus

Know this: watch North Jersey’s Finest show the Bears how to play pass rush.
With no pass rush, before his concussion, Jaxson Dart looked like he was in a fucking tanning bed and then hit Belmar for the weekend. He already showed up — and showed out.

The media is a fucking joke — making this game sound like beating the Rams in 1985. LOL.

The world is full of well-paid sheep, bro.
That’s how the media keeps their lights on and ratings up — pumping out word salad bullshit about shit teams and shit play.


The Bottom Line

Get a new GM who can draft.
Get a QB who can stand tall in the pocket and lead against real teams not bottom feeders.

Ben Johnson can coach — absolutely. But the GM and QB are trash.

The Patriots had nothing but Drake Maye and a lobster roll and still drafted well.
So did Seattle after getting Sam Darnold, who wet his pants in the playoffs last year with the Vikings and now looks like an MVP candidate with a team of well-drafted kids.

The Bears? Still pretending beating the Giants means something.

So here’s the truth:
Get a real GM.
Then we’ll talk about 10–11 wins.

Otherwise, enjoy more McCaskey Hopium.

You’re welcome.


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